#quotes list

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"whats your love language Zuko"- Aang

"I don't"- Zuko

"Everyone has a love language"- Sokka

"My love language is english then"- Zuko

[randomthings299]

"I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope you have refused to forgive him" Instagram reel by stvksn

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[tiger-grace]

Bruce: Okay, Damian. You need to promise to be good for the Doctor, they’re not an enemy in disguise trying to administer poison. We’ve known her for years.

Damian: The clinic is by crime alley! She most certainly owns several firearms that she could use as soon as I’m incapacitated!

Jason, raising his pistol: Firearms?

Bruce: No, Jason, no guns. We’ve spoken about this.

Damian: Anyone could be a part of a test from my grandfather! We need to be prepared!

Bruce: It’s just a vaccine shot!

Jason, very slowly raising his pistol: ..Shot?

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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[chaoticace2005]

Alastor misinterpreting modern LGBTQIA+ labels also leaves room for so much confusion with the rest of the cast:

(Based on @onesidedradiostatic ‘s posts)

-Genuinely thinks Husk is attracted to kitchenware, to the point where one of his “punishments” is not being allowed in the kitchen

-If Huskerdust then Alastor begins to question if Angel is secretly a pan

-Knows Angel isn’t a pan so Alastor tells him there is no chance if Huskerdust happening (talked about here)

-Angel saying he’s gay and Alastor questioning that because he was sure Angel was depressed

-Reevaluating the bisexual label AGAIN when he finds out Pentious has two dicks, causing him to question his previous statement of Vox being dickless

-Vaggie: Im Lesbian, Alastor: I don’t believe I’m familiar with that country

-Alastor thinking all angels and/or exorcists are lesbians (yes, this includes Adam and Lucifer)

-Him thinking of Charlie as half-lesbian, not because he’s biphobic but because she’s half angel

-Lucifer mentioning he’s kind of gender-fluid so he wonders if the fluid of Lucifer is what’s responsible for one’s gender

-Thinking trans means transportation/transit/transcontinental railroad and assumes they’re the best people to travel with

-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to having two partners

-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to being attracted to bicycles so he removes all bicycles (and pans because fuck you Husker) from the hotel

-Him thinking the term “ace” refers to a phenomenal card player because he beat Husk in poker, taunts Husk for not being “ace” anymore (Alastor stole Husk’s aceness)

[acid-ixx]

(name) wayne, gagged and tied to a chair:

the villain, untying their gag: hahaha! i have kidnapped you for ransom and your father only has 5 hours left to save you by paying me!!!

(name) wayne: damn bruh my father hasn't spoken to me in 13 and a half years i don't think he's coming for me at all, better if you shoot me instead lmao cause i don't think batman would save me either

villain: ...

yan! villain, untying your ropes: welp, kidnapping is basically illegal adoption, am i right?

(name) wayne: as long as i'm fed three times a day and you read me bed time stories before i sleep then i guess that counts?

yan! villain: sweetheart, you are getting more than that.

[incorrectbatfam]

[apartment hunting]

Dick: Oh, what a nice kitchen.

Barbara: The cabinets are terrible.

Dick: Uh, people spend a fortune to get this effect on their cabinets.

Barbara: And what exactly would you call this "effect?"

Dick: ...Distressed.

Dick: Deeply distressed.

[teiasviago]

— Chapter 13, ROMANCING MISTER BRIDGERTON

[ecstarry]

Dorcas telling Pandora about Reg's kissing list when playing truth or dare with veritaserum in last night's party Pandora: who's number 1? Dorcas: James Pandora: James Potter? Dorcas: Yeah Pandora: That's cool, it's okay Dorcas: Evan's number 3 Pandora: That's okay, I thought Evan was going to be number 1 Dorcas: Barty isn't even on the list Pandora: Barty? Who else was on the list? Dorcas: Lupin Pandora: Lupin who? Remus Lupin? Remus was on the list and Barty wasn't on it? ... Pandora: Shout out my boy Lupin

here's the microfic where it all happened

and that lil wayne interview so u guys get my vibe

[bonefall]

Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.

It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.

[shamebats]

"I think animals help us remember that we shouldn't have to earn our right to exist. We're fine and beautiful and completely lovable when we're just sitting on the couch just breathing. And if we can feel that way about animals that we love and about, you know, relatives that we love, people in our lives who we never judged by their productive capacity, then we can start thinking of ourselves that way, too."

[whydidithavetobeme92]

"i dont believe in space"- Sokka

"You dont believe in the moon landing or space as a whole"- Zuko

"I believe in the moon but eveyrthing else"- Sokka

"What do you think is there"- Suki

"Past the moon its just a wall and everything is painted on the wall and nothing exsits past that except for god"- Sokka

[shiftythrifting]

"Antique" :''')

[tiger-grace]

Bruce: why do I have 15 separate charges that amounts to 26,000 dollars on my card

Jason: shits crazy

Bruce: why are they all signed under “Amazon wishlist 👅 (for murder)”

Jason, sweating: ..that’s crazy

[kijeu]

HAN JISUNG ⟡ 221009 sbs inkigayo - case 143

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition